Has your life been a collection of bad decisions? Have you made spontaneous purchases you regretted? Are you thinking about a divorce and just don't know how to tell the wife? Do you and your money always soon part? Well, you are the type of customer we are looking for on this one! Buy this for the wife and suddenly divorce is her idea! I'll take your money just like everyone else does and you'll get this one of kind hunting, fishing, farm working, cliff jumping, divorce machine! Once she's gone, you'll be able to hunt and fish like you know you deserve! No need to worry about companionship, this thing will let you down just like she did, without all the fussing and nagging! Runs, shifts and drives. A/c blows hot air, just like her. Meatloaf said 2 outta 3 ain't bad, well 3 out of 4 windows work, thats gotta be great! ABS light is on, but who needs brakes, you're a man! Failed state inspection for about everything, just like you've failed in life. Just be glad you don't have to wear a rejection sticker like this Jeep! No test drives. Sold AS-IS, must be towed from our premises. No processing fee, no license plates issued. Title only. Sales tax is additional. Call 540-404-4298. VADLR All of our vehicles will pass a Virginia state inspection or if rejected, the known reasons will be posted clearly.
None of our vehicles are perfect! Some have chips, dents, scratches, stains and tears. We do our best to show any defects and disclose any known issues. However, with any used vehicle, there can be unknown issues. All vehicles are sold AS-IS, so we highly recommend you get the vehicle inspected by your mechanic before purchasing, whether it be from us or any other dealer or individual. If a dealer or individual refuses to let you take a vehicle to get inspected, just walk away.
At Competition cars and Classics Used Auto Sales, you will always speak to the owner! Kenny Martin and his wife Jennifer, believe in a true, no pressure, way of car buying. Please check our reviews on any site, and we think you will see our customers like it this way.
We are not a buy here pay here dealer, but do offer financing options with approved credit. Not all will qualify. Subject to outside lender approval.
All vehicles are sold as-is. Service contracts are available from an outside party, at additional cost on most vehicles under 200,000 miles.
If you read this far, you either really want a vehicle or you really need to get out more.
Go get yourself a Cheeseburger, milkshake or something, Then give us a call or stop on by! I take no onions and chocolate!